Tempest Freerunning

If I could fly…

I would not walk anywhere because I hate walking.  E.T would be my sidekick.  Every bird under the sun would be my groupie.  Airplanes and helicopters would be my enemies because the sky just ain’t big enough for all of us.  And just because I love to be different I would fly backwards.  I would leave all the head first flying to the average joes like superman.  I would only date girls who are afraid of heights.  I would also make it a point to fly while I was on my cell phone.  Anybody who had the rare chance of catching me in the air, flying backwards would instantly hate me because I would give them the finger as I fly by.  Santa Claus would be jealous of me and every Umpalumpa would want to be my friend.  Flying is so much fun until the Aliens show up.  Sure enough the aliens would capture me and dissect me to only find out that they just dissected an Asian/ Latino dude… The End