Tempest Freerunning

If I could fly…

…I would show up to places late and say that I got stuck in traffic just so I could see people’s reactions. Then I would learn to tap dance. And I would secretly fly around the city at night in a tuxedo and scare the living shit out of people by landing behind them and tapping their shoulder. Then when they turn around I would just smile and start tap dancing while I sang the lyrics to “I believe I can fly”. And then I would fly away. I would also personally deliver to the house of whoever bought a shirt from our store so I could thank them. Then I’d make them swallow a goldfish. Which means I must have flown with a fish bowl by my side. But that seems plausible. I’m pretty sure I would stop freerunning cuz isn’t human flight what we’re all after anyways. And lastly I would invent a new sport called freeflying. And  I’d start another Tempest with the coolest flying dudes and chick on the planet…or at least in California. And we’d make a website with athlete profiles and the bio question would be “If I could breathe underwater…”