Tempest Freerunning

If I could fly…

…I would fight evil-doers from destroying our world as we know it. I would also save a lot on gas. ‘Cuz we all know how expensive that can get. Unless you drive a Prius. Then I guess you’re OK. But I don’t drive a Prius so the ability to fly would really cut down on my weekly expenses. I would also end up saving a lot of money on clothing, because if I could fly, I would fly everywhere naked. And nobody could tell me what to do…because I can fly and they can’t!